A short story
When body was first made, all parts wanted to be the Boss. Brain said I bcoz I decide.
Feet said us and so did the Heart Lungs, Hands, and Eyes.
Finally Asshole said I should be the Boss.
All parts started laughing.
So Asshole went on strike, blocked itself, and refused to open. In a short time, Hands cranked, Eyes blurred, Ears emitted hot air, Brain got heavy, Heart and Lungs panicked...
So they all agreed that Asshole should be the BOSS !
Moral:
It does'nt matter how talented you are... Any Asshole can be your Boss
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